Thomas O'Neill
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Forest Wonderland
Animated animals
eating screeching eskimos
in a dark yellow red old wicked
piece of a forest.
Dirty old trees munch away
at little wicked rabbits.
Ice coloured leaves
devoured dirty old wolves.
The Letter
Dear Mr Jones
If you don’t pay up we will send the Hardy boys round
to slaughter your family
WE HAVE YOUR WIFE. FOLLOW THE CLUES IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN.
It rhymes with tick but it’s not tock. It was here but now it's gone the letter you are looking for is s.
Don’t be scared of what you see - it could be an illusion
or it might be me……..
When Blues made the Playoffs
I skidded for joy
Across the polished floor
I smacked the boy
Stole his toy
My face was red as the sun at dawn
A smudgy smile slid across my circular head
'Yippee-yahoo', I cowboyed to the wooden floor
The floor said nothing
It supports Forest
Play-Off Semi-finals
It was kind of cold
St Andrews was squash-packed
Cheering faces waiting for their team.
I was in the middle of the bendy Tilton
My Dad next to me; excited 'we're going up'
Booming atmosphere; happy shouts, going up, going up; like the Blues.
It was going alright
Tense, tense, good goals, every one.
A couple of misses but still it came down to
Sudden Death
It was going alright
Until Chris Holland
Took two steps up to the hall
Like a bird with his flappy feet, softly, hardly moving the ball
Saved easily, nowhere near
I knew, when the goalie threw the ball in the air,
Not in the goal; it was going up going up
I watched it, and dropped
By the wall in front of the pitch,
Fainted, like my hopes
And stayed down, like the Blues.
BAD HAIR DAY
I woke up this morning with my hair on end
I thought I was going around the bend.
In the afternoon it got even worse
I thought I was going to burst.
My hair stuck up I know I am a lad
My hair pushed me to far
And then it drove me mad
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Rap
We're Birmingham City
We are the best
We're better than
All the..rest
We're going up
That's all you can say
Get with the rhythm
Say Yaaaaaa
We're the Bluesanator
The cruisanator
The bruisanator
We take the bashes off people
But still we go up oh ya.
WE'RE THE BLUES
[Written with Michael Parry]
Something's there
There's something there
Down below
Do you know what to do?
He's a
Bilgantic
Stinknormous
Stench-mountain
He's coming
What will I do?
Here he…..…..
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
A Scary Monster
There's a monster in the house
I don't know what to do
I have not got a clue
What I should do.
He has gone upstairs
With two teddy bears
There he is though
He is only my DAD
The World's Gone Nuts
I woke up this morning
The world's gone nuts
I saw a pink man
Showing his butt
I went outside
I saw a man
In a pink dress
And a woman with a beard
Walking weird
The world's gone nuts
[Written with Sam Jarvis]
Mad Day
I woke up this morning
Feeling a wreck
I grabbed a mirror
To have a check
To my suspense
There was nothing there
Except for loads
Of hair
Sticking up everywhere.
[Written with Sam Jarvis]
The Circus
One day when I was young
I went to the circus and saw
People wearing funny clothes
And then I met a pretty girl
Dressed so weird I thought she was insane
I was going to kiss her, but she moved out of the way
I kissed an old woman instead
And fainted dead
I woke up next morning
With burning lips
I felt like I was dead
[Written with Michael Parry]